(Source: fuckyeah-madonna)

jessicafinn:

knock knock. who’s there? madonna. madonna who? exactly… ;)

Madonna paved the way you pressed ass BITCH

yay grocery day

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(Source: pjotrforlife, via prom-night-dumpster-baby)

the-unpopular-opinions:

He is my favorite talk show host***

STEEEEEEEEEEEVE! :D imo, he needs to do less cheating lie detectors and paternity tests. leave that shit to maury. just sayin :P

i’m horny and i probably won’t get to see my boyfriend for a few days

(Source: penispolice, via shutupandlaugh91)

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damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

I didn’t make this. Thank you to the person who did. I’m sorry I do not know who you are. But you’re wonderful. 

*stares* 

thats-so-meme:

http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/

(Source: did-yuo-kno)

um. wow. O_O

tastefullyoffensive:

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goingin1dforlife:

This is what happens in America’s Got Talent. 

i want a gif of him kicking that one guy in the balls

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)